I SHOULD STOP USING ALL CAPS.
I am so, so, so insanely thrilled to be finally published. I’m thankful and ecstatic beyond belief! Smashwords added it to is Premium Catalog today, and I only uploaded it yesterday!
Here is the link for my book: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/311365
I am euphoric, dear reader. I feel like I have just conquered Goliath. 😀